Pasta: the only food that matters

Cassidy Clark

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Pasta is the food that can be eaten at any time of the day. You can eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, or even just a snack. There is no right way to eat pasta. Why am I writing about pasta you ask? Why wouldn’t I? It’s the food above all foods. But there is an order that cannot be broken when eating this meal. Of course you have the lazy man’s pasta being Ramen. All college students should have personal experience with this meal.  Although, the only flavor that truly matters is chicken, the beef doesn’t even compare. On the next level, you have your pretty basic Penne, it’s alright. I would rate it at a 6/10. Then, when you wanna get fancy you can have some real nice Spaghetti. You can’t forget the meatballs, or your pasta won’t be the same. But, the real pasta, above all pastas is Bowtie. This is the greatest pasta of all time and the only one that truly matters. So go out to your favorite local grocery store (Goretti’s) and get some pasta!!!

Official Ranking:

  1. Bowtie
  2. Spaghetti
  3. Penne
  4. Ramen
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